Swarms of kids line the beaches soaking up the last few rays of the summer sun; parents seem to be in a good mood for once, and the checkout lines at Wal-Mart rival the lines at Olympic sporting events. This can only mean one thing – school is almost in session. Getting back into the swing of things is hard to do, so I’m giving you a free pass. If for some reason you get behind on your homework (which we all know would never happen, right?), I give you permission to use one of these 25 creative excuses for not turning in your homework. Your dog will thank you for not blaming him yet again. Happy learning!
I thought it was a letter and accidentally mailed it to my Grandma Maude overseas.
Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting.
Buffalo Bill from “The Silence of the Lambs” mistook it for a piece of human flesh and stole it to add to his collection.
I let somebody copy it and they never gave it back.
Doctor Who needed my help to save the human race and a dalek exterminated it just before I re-entered the TARDIS.
It spontaneously combusted and vaporized.
The FBI confiscated it because they claimed it was vital evidence.
I was pet-sitting Mike Tyson’s tiger and it escaped from my bathroom and ate my homework.
I gave it to a homeless man to help him insulate his cardboard box.
Kanye West ripped it up because he thought Beyonce’s homework was better.
Katie Holmes mistook it for one of her divorce papers and signed a hole right through it.
My little sister wanted to prove she could shoot an arrow as well as Katniss Everdeen and decided to use my homework as the target.
My pen ran out of ink so I decided to go buy another one. I got lost on the way back and was eventually taken home by a tourist who fortunately had a map. When I tried the pen though, it was a dud and I couldn’t go buy another one or I would probably never get home.
I found the assignment to be uninspiring, so I read a book about the life of Mother Teresa instead.
I got mugged on the way home.
We ran out of toilet paper last night…
My friend made a paper airplane out of it and it landed on the roof.
I went to London on vacation and the Queen threatened to cut off my head if I didn’t give her my homework.
My dad ripped it to shreds when Mitt Romney announced his vice presidential running mate.
I got soap in my eyes and went blind until just now.
I have a solar-powered calculator and it was cloudy.
I didn’t want to add to my teacher’s heavy workload.
Terrorists kidnapped me and they just let me go, so I didn’t have time to do it.
Usain Bolt sprinted past me, causing a sudden gust of wind that propelled the assignment from my hand.
V thought it was so well written, he decided to use it as propaganda for his revolution.
I didn’t do my homework because of my eyes….I couldn’t see any reason to do it.
I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
My mother took it to have it framed.
I didn’t do it, because I didn’t want the other kids in the class to look bad.
A weird old man stole it and tried to lure me into his house with it.
I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn’t feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven’t seen it since.
I got soap in my eyes and was blinded for the rest of the night.
It is against my spiritual beliefs to do homework on a day that ends with a ‘y’.
It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket stole it.
Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.
I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
Frank took it and put his own name on it!
My house is being fumigated and I don’t want to go in there and suffocate just to get it.
Would $50.00 be sufficient to buy me another day for the assignment?
I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn’t have time to do it.
Had to bail mom out of jail again.
I loaned it to a friend, but he moved away.
I lost it fighting this kid you who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school.
One of the textbook’s word problems offended me. I’m not supporting them by doing any more of their problems.
I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls.
I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to my teacher’s heavy workload.
Another student fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him but unfortunately my homework drowned.
I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.
I did do it all, but before I got a chance to save, my book crashed and I lost it all.
You said do questions 1-10. You didn’t say bring them in.
We had no food in the house. I can’t do homework on an empty stomach.
I didn’t do it because I spent all night doing the previous night’s homework.
The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box.
A sudden wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again.
I put it in the safe, but lost the combination.
I was unable to write yesterday, I don’t understand it, my hand just refused to write. It was like it had a mind of its own, it just wouldn’t listen to me!
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